1. Righ'. Keep tha' whole eBook-thing goin'. It's brilliant, BRILLIANT I tell you.
2. Invest in paper. HAGGIS-LOADS O' THE STUFF.
3. Destroy all eReaders.
4. Corner the paper market and become a multi-gazillionaire! AND control the dreams o' every writer ou' there.
5. Look into toilet paper. eToilets?