Boy meets girl. Creepy priest likes girl. Creepy priest casts a curse. Boy becomes a wolf. Girl becomes a bird. Matthew Broderick saves the day. I tear up just thinking about it.
Inspirational story about liking yourself just the way you are, and stuff. (But really James McAvoy.) (And Russell Brand.)
Or, as I like to call this one, "Lord of the Rings on Acid." She's a beautiful princess. He's the Lord of Darkness. Somehow, she still ends up with Tom Cruise in the end. Yeah, I don't understand it either. But at least there's unicorns.
Listen up, guys. If you really want to impress a girl, jump in front of a hungry T-Rex. Or at least take her ice skating in Central Park.
If you're worried the T-Rex thing won't work out, you could always try impersonating her dead husband.
*Note: This only works if you're an alien.
No list of romantic movies would be complete without this one. Before he was a pirate, Mad Hatter, candy-making genius, murderous barber, headless horseman hunter, stop-motion groom-to-be, Peter Pan author, or 1930's bank robber, Johnny Depp was just your average, misunderstood emo with a heart of gold and scissors for hands.
You're welcome. Happy freakin' Valentine's Day.