Here's the thing: It was me. I hacked the blog last Friday.
What, you didn't think dogs do April Fool's Day too? It was so easy! I've posted here before, so DUH, of course they had to give me the code to sign in. I kinda hoped the "pant pant" bit would be a dead giveaway, but I guess not. (P.S. If you didn't read my April Fool's post yet, what's wrong with you?!?! Go now, read it! It's freakin' hilarious!) I finally decided to come out and say it because, seriously, I'd like a little credit for a prank well-done, ya know?
But see, that ain't even the best part. The really funny ha-ha thing is that everyone expects me to go for Jacob. I don't know, I guess because I'm a dog and he's . . . sometimes a dog. Come on. Taylor Lautner? I mean, really?? Nuh-UH. I like 'em pale and pasty. I'm an R-Patz girl, through and through! Team Edward all the way, baby!
Sigh. Didn't you know that having a dog is good for your mental health? I can fix all that emo broodiness for you! I'll be more faithful than that skinny K-Stew could ever be. Everybody loves me, R-Patz, and soon you will too. Take me home!