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Friday, April 1, 2011

We Have Been Hacked

Dear Faithful "Challenging the Gnome" Readers: As you can see by the title of this post, We Have Been Hacked. Yesterday, some unscrupulous, clearly mentally disturbed individual hacked into our humble blog and . . . and . . . . LAUTNERIZED it!

*gasp*

We know. We can scarcely believe it ourselves. Fortunately we have been able to change our background back to the normal, happy little verdant meadow it was before this dastardly deed was done. Whatever SICKO felt the need to PLASTER it with a hodge-podge-collage of Taylor Lautner, a.k.a., Jacob Black, should be LOCKED UP!


Unfortunately, we have been unable to remove the sophomoric, pedantic, slobbering, puerile post about Mr. Abs Lautner. And believe me, we have tried everything. Everything! WHY WON'T THAT WOLF-BOY ANSWER OUR EMAILS?! Er . . . that is to say . . . we have no idea why we can't delete it.


If you have any information regarding where we can find Mr. Lautner who might have attacked our innocent blog in this fashion, please let us know. In the meantime, we will be taking the rest of this weekend off. We need time to track down Mr. Lautner's chest relax and recuperate.


Until we can fix it, whatever you do, please do not scroll down and read the post below. It will only encourage the writers. perpetrator.


Sincerely,
The Gnomeslayers
Do you think Taylor Lautner would sign my neck if I asked him to?
No, stupid. That's R-Patz. He does that. T-Laut signs peoples lips.
You're both stupid. It's all about Laurent. And his dreds. He signed my hairpiece. For reals. At the gym.



4 comments:

Elizabeth said...

this totally just made my day. thank you.

=]

Sara B. Larson said...

You guys are too funny. Thanks for the funny. :)

Janiel Miller said...

What funny? THIS IS SERIOUS!

Russo said...

Oh my goodness, Janiel, seriously i was snorting during this post. I loved how you did the cross out bit at the end of your post. Too fun, I just love ya, girl.