Today I announced to some friends that I have nothing to blog about, so I'll go dark this week.
Apparently, I wrong.
I had forgotten that just last week a goat had pissed on my black booties. This is horror enough but then I was reminded of all my other nasty moments within the last few days. I'm going to make a list and maybe, just maybe you will feel incredible about your life after reading this said list.
Horridly embarrassing moments in the life of Russo
1. The goat pissed on my new booties.
2. A donkey kicked me in the shins.
3. The girl who waxed my eyebrows went to town on my flesh. I have a horrid rash on my eyebrows.
4. I got lost in a corn maze. This is nothing huge but while getting lost, a bird crapped on my head.
5. While getting off of the public transportation, I totally tripped.
6. I fell down a tiny hill that I was climbing to see the sun rise.
7. I repeatedly bonked my head on my neighbors potted plant.
8. While walking down the stairs I bonked my head.
9. I slipped into a pile of dog crap while playing in a pile of leaves with my niece.