There are many ways to handle bumping into your ex boyfriend or girlfriend. Some people brag about their lives and others try to kill them with kindness. Me? I have to vomit all over one of my ex-boyfriends.
Lemme give you the details, I just got done playing a wicked game of tennis.
I played for 2 hours straight in the sweltering heat. Of course, who happens to
be playing three courts down from me? My seriously hott ex who looks like Vin
Diesel. I try to pretend like I don't see the bloke but my efforts are useless.
He drops his racket mid serve and yells my name.
I can't look away from his intense brown eyes. They pull me in just as they
did 10 years ago. My brain tells me to keep walking but of course, I don't . .
. I can't. All I can do is watch his lips whisper my knick name.
By now, my 2 hour tennis game has caught up to me. I feel my stomach gurgle
and my head feel dizzy. My body's begging me to sit down but of course, I don't
listen. I rib my ex for his always-horrid taste in movies.
He laughs heartedly and by now, my body has shutdown. I teeter on my heels
and vomit all over his shoes.
My Vin Diesel look-a-like ex widens his eyes in surprise as I collect
myself. There is nothing to say at this moment. I am horrified, I can't hide in
hole nor can I pretend like he doesn't exist. There is nothing to do but wait
for his reaction. He busts a gut so much that tears are rolling down his cheek.
I'm trying hard to play it cool but how can you play it cool at a moment
like this? My Vin Diesel look-a-like ex brushes my hair out of my face and
says, "And to think, I was worried about your right hook."
Yep, life is gonna toss us some majorly ridiculous moments. The trick isn't
just to endure them but to make them work for you. Laugh in the face of extreme