--Dan Quayle
Question: "If you could live forever, would you and why?"
Answer: "I would not live forever, because we should not live forever, because if we were supposed to live forever, then we would live forever, but we cannot live forever, which is why I would not live forever."
--Miss Alabama, 1994 Miss Universe Pageant
"Always go to other people's funerals, otherwise they won't come to yours."
--Yogi Berra
I could have said any of these things. Which is why I know I am supposed to write a book.
2 comments:
Ha ha, oldies but goodies. :D
So like, if we don't fail, does that mean we run the risk of succeeding? Or is there a third option that Mr. Quayle neglected to tell us about?
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